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The Fifth Dimension
For newbie authors there are five dimensions to the writing experience.
The first dimension is Twitter – Twitter is the place where you have 5,000 contacts you never contact.
The second is Facebook – Facebook is the place where the mundane lives of people become more mundane and "ewe" join in like sheep to the slaughter.
The third is your Website – Your Website is the place no one visits except you.
The fourth is your blog – Your blog is where you build up five or six followers who think you have thousands of followers.
The fifth is insanity – Insanity is the place you live after visiting the first four dimensions.
A word of advice; use these dimensions wisely. If you do not, you might return to sanity and as we all know – sanity is no fun!
Now click the title of this blog and sing along with me to Waylon Jenning's “I've always been crazy.”
I’m just saying,
Mittster
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Treadmill Aliens
Three times a week, I "Sharpen The Saw" with a wild and woolly workout. When I finish my workout program designed to help with arthritis due to 47 years in the construction industry, I jump on the treadmill for a 30 minute fast paced climb up Mt. Everest.
To keep from being bored out of my skull during all this excitement, I watch television. This morning my usual animal programs were all repeats, so I settled for an expose on the Military Channel about UFOs’, Aliens and Area 51.
“Hey, ma, it’s that alien crap again!”
Why am I drawn to this stuff? Could it be because I feel so alien all the time? My evil identical twin brother and I were born with super large heads, our own secret language, simultaneous dreams, ESP and God only knows what else. We always knew our parents were mere earthlings, because they were so boring. I wondered if mom knew she was a victim of alien abduction, because it explains everything.
The day I turned 21, I told my mom about seeing a flying saucer while we were going to the San Diego County Fair in 1953.
“Why did you wait so long to say anything,” she replied?
“Simple, mom, you can’t have me committed after I become of age.”
“Silly boy, we could have committed you and your brother many times in the last 21 years had we wanted to.”
Humm, good point…
I thought I would post pictures of Waltster and I so you can get an idea of what we looked like when we were kids.
Mittster at age five
Waltster at age five
Have a good day in spite of me,
Mittster
To keep from being bored out of my skull during all this excitement, I watch television. This morning my usual animal programs were all repeats, so I settled for an expose on the Military Channel about UFOs’, Aliens and Area 51.
“Hey, ma, it’s that alien crap again!”
Why am I drawn to this stuff? Could it be because I feel so alien all the time? My evil identical twin brother and I were born with super large heads, our own secret language, simultaneous dreams, ESP and God only knows what else. We always knew our parents were mere earthlings, because they were so boring. I wondered if mom knew she was a victim of alien abduction, because it explains everything.
The day I turned 21, I told my mom about seeing a flying saucer while we were going to the San Diego County Fair in 1953.
“Why did you wait so long to say anything,” she replied?
“Simple, mom, you can’t have me committed after I become of age.”
“Silly boy, we could have committed you and your brother many times in the last 21 years had we wanted to.”
Humm, good point…
I thought I would post pictures of Waltster and I so you can get an idea of what we looked like when we were kids.
Have a good day in spite of me,
Mittster
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