Twenty Dollars

"On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.





In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.




Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.




Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.




She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.




You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But, push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!"

It figures,

Mittster

There is justice after all

There is one thing all life on earth must do regardless of species, status, position, wealth, location or health. We must all pass out of this realm into the next. It is Mother Nature’s leveling field. No one gets out alive. No matter how important you are, or think you are, there are no exceptions. I personally don’t find this fact depressing or morbid in the least. In fact, I think it is the only real justice in a totally unjust world.

Every species on this planet strives to eat while not be eaten, and to procreate. There is one exception and that exception is human beings. We have the brain power not to eat one another, for the most part (there still could be some exceptions), and we are learning how to control birthrates, also for the most part. For all our smarts, there is one thing we haven’t learned yet and that is how to get along with each other. It always comes down to the wealthy people against the poor people. The wealthy people exploit the poor people, and the vicious cycle continue until the poor folks rise and chop off the heads of the rich folks. At least that is what I have read in history books.

There is one all important truth that sustains poor folks and that truth is that the rich bastards gotta die too! Without this truth, life would be unbearable. So if you are filthy rich and reading this blog (not much chance, but you never know), back off, sucker – your time is coming sooner than you think!

Write on,

Mittster