Monday

Monday, Monday…how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. NO ways!




If I were to get Monday a Valentine’s gift, it would be pig poop in a plastic bag.




I know, let’s wrap Monday to a tree with duct tape and pee on it all day.



How about this? We pour cement overshoes on Monday and bury it in the desert. The concrete is to make sure the coyotes can’t drag it off!




I’m wondering if the rack might convince Monday to never appear again.


Sorry, wrong rack....


Where is Godzilla when you need him? He could have Monday for breakfast.




I thought about simply erasing Monday from the calendar, but Tuesday would just take its place! Even naming the days after numbers wouldn’t work. Two would just take over for one.




We could send Monday to Mars on a rocket, but if there is life there it would be so rude.




We could nuke it, but that would kill the rest of the week and us too.




OK, I get it Monday is here to stay, but I don’t have to like it. Let’s just get on with the day and before we know it, Tuesday will be here and we can look forward to Friday. God, I love Fridays – let me count the ways….

I’m just saying,

Mittster

Monday Sucks

I have always wondered why Mondays are so hated by the world over. I always thought it was because it was the start of the work week, but I have found much more profound reasons. Click on the title of this blog and try to read through the history of Monday. Holy crap, reading it will give you new reasons to hate Mondays.




There is more to Mondays than hoping “Hump Day” will arrive soon. Some people only have Mondays and nothing else to look forward to.










Besides, you need to walk in my shoes to know how I really feel about Mondays.




Some people hate Sunday mornings much more than Mondays!




I think in prehistoric days men would have preferred to go to work somewhere else on Mondays.




Even in the "Old West" days Monday's sucked.




The only good Monday morning would be if I worked in a house of ill repute as a butler.




Or perhaps this job might do on Mondays.




This is what actually happens to me on Monday mornings!




Remember the priest earlier in this blog? He sucks like Monday too!














So...welcome to my "Office of Monday Morning!"




Write on,

Mittster