Powered By Blogger
Most tattoo trends. Powered by Blogger.
Showing posts with label coneheads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coneheads. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Our Dollars at Work


    "House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr. pictured standing, far right, speaks while colleagues Rep. Barbara Lambert, and Rep. Jack F. Hennessy, , play solitaire Monday night as the House convened to vote on a new budget. (AP)

    The guy sitting in the row in front of these two....he's on Facebook, and the guy behind Hennessy is checking out the baseball scores.

    These are the folks that couldn't get the budget out by Oct. 1, and are about to control your health care, cap and trade, and the list goes on and on..
    Should we buy them larger screen computers - or - a ticket home, permanently?

    This is one of their 3-DAY WORK WEEKS that we all pay for (salary is about $179,000 per year)."

    What part about yesterday's blog didn't you understand?

    I'm just saying,

    Mittster

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Wally World

    “Something to consider....

    Wal-Mart and The Idiots


    1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour
    of every day.

    2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

    3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.
    Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

    4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger +
    Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

    5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's
    largest private employer, and most speak English.

    6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

    7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and
    Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

    8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains
    sought bankruptcy.

    9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store
    in the world.

    10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of
    which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than
    it had five years ago.

    11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing
    experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is
    approximately 6.5 Billion.)

    12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of
    a Wal-Mart.

    13. Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the
    total revenue of all the countries in the world,
    except 6.


    You may think that I am complaining, but I am
    really laying the ground work for suggesting that
    MAYBE we should hire the
    guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

    This should be read and understood by all Americans,
    Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!


    To the President and all 535 voting members
    of the Legislature, both parties.


    It is now official -
    you are ALL corrupt morons:


    a. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775.
    You have had 234 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    b. Social Security was established in 1935.
    You have had 74 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938.
    You have had 71 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    d. War on Poverty started in 1964.
    You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion
    of our money is confiscated each year
    and transferred to "the poor"
    and they only want more.

    e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.
    You have had 44 years to get it right
    and they are broke.

    f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970.
    You have had 39 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to
    lessen our dependence on foreign oil.
    It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a
    budget of $24 billion a year
    and we import more oil than ever before.
    You had 32 years to get it right
    and it is an abysmal failure.


    You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved
    down our throats while overspending our tax dollars!

    AND YOU WANT AMERICANS
    TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
    WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM?

    YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE
    AUTO INDUSTRY.... THE BANKING SYSTEM?


    MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD
    BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WALMART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT!


    WALMART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS – WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?”


    "You can't fix stupid,
    but you can vote it out."


    I’m just saying,

    Mittster

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Beldar For President

    I was watching the movie Coneheads the other night and noticed some obvious comparisons to the onslaught of unsolicited political messages on our phone 24/7. In today's world, I don't equate these repetitious, nauseating, disruptive and insanely loud calls as part of the democratic system. Politicians who use this kind of campaigning grab me by the base of my snarglies!

    I think all politicians who use deceptive, cruel, demeaning and heartless advertisement should have to Narfle the Garthok. No golf clubs of any kind will be allowed in the arena. No longer will a politician be able to ask, "May I have 55,000 words with you?" Instead, said politicians shall pee their pants and speak in tongues at the sight of the Garthok. Trust me, my tired and yearning fellow Americans, the obnoxious politicians as we know them will be gone for ever more. You do not want to face the Garthok!

    While watching the movie, another thought came to me. Beldar and Prymatt are the perfect couple to be President and First Lady. They are undocumented aliens and no Conehead has ever been president. Instead of the annual Easter egg hunt, we could have the annual toss the ring around the cone spectacle. All the little kiddies could throw rings at the President and First Lady's heads. What better way to stay in touch with the people who elected them in the first place than Conehead children having fun? In the movie, ring tossing around one's cone was sexual in nature, but in real life and on the East Lawn, Beldar and Prymatt would have to control themselves.

    One line from the movie really sicks out (no pun intended). Otto asks Beldar if he has any more of the gum he is chewing. Beldar answers, "Certainly," and hands him a wrapped condom. That's how I feel every time a politician tries to tell me what he or she is going to do to help the economy and fix our political system.

    Here is the real deal...everyone needs to vote in November. It's time to be heard and the only way is to vote the incumbents out of office. Especially the career, free-loading, ass-wipe, good old boys who hide behind legislation that enables them to have perks the rest of us working (if you're lucky enough to have a job) stiffs will never have!

    I'm just saying,

    Mittster