Humor Makes Me Happy

Better to lose your ass instead of your head.




Speaking of head, whatever you do don't pull my hair!




First prison break using camouflage.




I won't even go there with these pictures!




Even I wouldn't recommend further exploration.




Is this what Adam and Eve wore after being thrown out of Eden?




Yes, according to my sources.




I use to say I would try anything twice; I might have been wrong the first time. I don't say that anymore....




What ever floats your boat!




Don't ask - Don't tell....




On the lighter side...I do like these shoes.




This is really not a bad idea for new mothers who lack breasts but still want to feed baby the traditional way.




This guy just wants to make sure they won't have to resort to the above picture.




Some couples have all the luck!




And then some don't....




Time to go home now. Have a nice day in spite of me!

I'm just saying,

Mittster

Looney Tunes Time

It is raining, cold and miserable here in northern Arizona today. I can only offer these few laughable cartoons today in hopes someone else needs a lift.... I will take the laptop in the garage and show these to my Harley in hopes of lifting her spirits too!






































































If a guy this ugly can make it...we all can!!

I'm just saying,

Mittster

The Secret Dirty Look

Millions saw this secret dirty look...rightfully deserved I would suspect.




No explanation needed here. I don't even like wiping my own butt, let alone someone else’s. Yes, I was a bad dad, but I had plenty of company!




"Please, God, don't let my wife find out about last night. I promise never to do it again!" Definition of a man: Rounder, scum bag, cheater, idiot. Why have steak and lobster at home when you can have hamburger and tripe elsewhere.




Not to worry little one, I hated my oatmeal too! My dad used to rap the back of my head if I gagged on a lump. How could you not gag on a nasty lump of oatmeal?




This was not timeout at the mall because of bad behavior. This was my parents leaving me and hoping I would not find my way home. They took my twin brother with them. I knew they always loved him best!




I remember this look from my fourth grade teacher when I brought a horn toad to class and left it in my desk drawer. The old bitty found the critter after class and had to be rushed to the hospital. "It was only a toad," I explained to my dad. "It's only a spanking," my dad explained to me.




Not so secret dirty look from our assistant football coach in high school.

I'm just saying,

Mittster