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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Wally World

    “Something to consider....

    Wal-Mart and The Idiots


    1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour
    of every day.

    2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

    3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.
    Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

    4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger +
    Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

    5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's
    largest private employer, and most speak English.

    6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

    7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and
    Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

    8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains
    sought bankruptcy.

    9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store
    in the world.

    10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of
    which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than
    it had five years ago.

    11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing
    experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is
    approximately 6.5 Billion.)

    12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of
    a Wal-Mart.

    13. Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the
    total revenue of all the countries in the world,
    except 6.


    You may think that I am complaining, but I am
    really laying the ground work for suggesting that
    MAYBE we should hire the
    guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

    This should be read and understood by all Americans,
    Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!


    To the President and all 535 voting members
    of the Legislature, both parties.


    It is now official -
    you are ALL corrupt morons:


    a. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775.
    You have had 234 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    b. Social Security was established in 1935.
    You have had 74 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938.
    You have had 71 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    d. War on Poverty started in 1964.
    You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion
    of our money is confiscated each year
    and transferred to "the poor"
    and they only want more.

    e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.
    You have had 44 years to get it right
    and they are broke.

    f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970.
    You have had 39 years to get it right
    and it is broke.

    g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to
    lessen our dependence on foreign oil.
    It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a
    budget of $24 billion a year
    and we import more oil than ever before.
    You had 32 years to get it right
    and it is an abysmal failure.


    You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved
    down our throats while overspending our tax dollars!

    AND YOU WANT AMERICANS
    TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
    WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM?

    YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE
    AUTO INDUSTRY.... THE BANKING SYSTEM?


    MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD
    BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WALMART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT!


    WALMART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS – WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?”


    "You can't fix stupid,
    but you can vote it out."


    I’m just saying,

    Mittster

Monday, July 4, 2011

WallyWorld Studios

    (Click on the title of this blog for a preview)

    I finally get it; all the kook pictures you see online of the numb nuts at WallyWorld wearing ridiculous clothes, hair, lack of clothes, lack of hair, two-feet long toenails, no toenails, butt cracks and other cracks, pit hair, leg hair, chest hair, back hair, braided nose hair, braided chin hair (with trinkets attached), eyebrow braided hair, no boobs, huge boobs (used as floor mops), fake boobs, man boobs (with accessories), tattoos, no tattoos, fake tattoos put on with paint brushes (obviously), cake makeup, no makeup, makeup put on with paint brushes (obviously), man makeup (with accessories), cross-dressers, cross-eyed dressers, cross-legged dressers and totally uncrossed-legged dressers (nasty), cute babies with ugly parents (obviously not their own), ugly babies with cute parents (obviously not their own), ugly babies and equally ugly parents (obviously inbreeding), short people ( I mean, really short people), and tall people ( I mean, really tall people). OK, they are not faking it, but the rest damn sure are!

    When the WallyWorld ugly folks craze first started, I thought it amusing and sometimes downright funny. Every time I went to our local WallyWorld, I would look for the crazies, but, alas, each time I was disappointed. There were none to be found. I wondered where the magical WallyWorld was and how do I get there? Well, the truth is finally out. You can’t go there because it is on a back lot in Hollywood. Yes, that’s right, it’s WallyWorld Studios and you can’t go there. This is about to change though. WallyWorld Studios is going to announce it will open its doors to the public next December just in time for the Christmas season. It will be Hollywood’s newest and most exciting theme park!

    Move over, Universal Studios – there is a new kid on the block.

    I’m just saying,

    Mittster

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Three-Wheel Diva

    Now this is a trike...and I bet it can climb a tree! I could picture Larry "The Cable Guy" riding this thing cross-country and making a TV show out of it.

    Do ya think these bikers are headed for WallyWorld? Perfect!!

    Write on,

    Mittster

Thursday, March 24, 2011

More WallyWorld Madness

    Desecrating our flag should be a felony!












    Not everyone can afford to get
    married in Vegas you know!






    I do not want to meet this lady in the men's room.











    Don't these bimbos know that the real Jerry Garcia is dead?












    Decedents of Genghis Khan...there goes the neighborhood!











    I was going shopping until I saw this donkey
    and bull show getting ready to go inside WallyWorld.












    I told my wife that her mother was to old to be driving, but no...she wouldn't listen!












    Flesh colored fanny pack and a tattoo...what more could you want in a woman?













    OMG, please say it ain't so...a WallyWorld Lego Edition? Is nothing sacred anymore; my kids grew up playing with Legos! Who am I kidding, it was probably one of my kids who designed this thing....


    Disclaimer: If any of these people, places or events resemble you...own up to it!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Well, I'll Be Dipped!

    WallyMart has done it again! They have attracted the motliest crew I have ever seen in all my born days. The pictures say it all!

    Write on,

    Mittster