All Work and No Play Sucks

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!" If you have the balls, click on dull boy. If not, read what I have plagiarized off the Internet and enjoy a good laugh. Or, do both and live a little!

I’m just saying no original blog today,

Mittster


"DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish..........49
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone
Athletic..........No tits
Average looking..........Ugly
Beautiful..........Pathological liar
Contagious smile..........Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..........On medication
Feminist..........Fat
Free spirit..........Junkie
Friendship first..........Former very "friendly" person
Fun..........Annoying
New Age..........Body hair in wrong places
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing..........Loud and embarrassing
Passionate..........Sloppy drunk
Professional..........Bitch
Voluptuous..........Very fat
Large frame..........Hugely fat
Wants soul mate..........Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes..........No
2. No..........Yes
3. Maybe..........No
4. We need..........I want
5. I am sorry..........you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk..........you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead..........you better not
8. Do what you want..........you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset..........of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight..........is sex all you think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry..........I am hungry
2. I am sleepy..........I am sleepy
3. I am tired..........I am tired
4. Nice dress..........Nice cleavage!
5. I love you..........let's have sex now
6. I am bored..........Do you want to have sex now?
7. May I have this dance?..........I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?..........I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?..........I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you our to dinner?..........I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit..........I'm gay"